do-black-people-do-stuff:

woke-up-on-derse:

do-black-people-do-stuff:

Jordan Peele’s rebooting The Twilight Zone, which is awesome, but there is going to be a bunch of fake/racist sci-fi fans probably getting angry at him if he decides to do episodes about social issues specifically about race.

And let me just tell you as a HUGE Twilight Zone fan, the original show is 90% commentary on subjects like race, war, and even mental health.

Make Sci-Fi Political And Specifically Radically Liberal Again

I see ya’ll in the tags talking about how we got black mirror so don’t need Twilight Zone. Listen I get it, the two shows are ‘similar’ but black mirror is bleak and depressing while Twilight Zone actually believes and shows that humanity can do better. It’s what the kids might call today as ‘hopepunk’. It’s what we need now more than ever.

I have a job interview to be a bank teller Thursday! 26 hours a week!

noodleghoul Originally from tilthat

noodleghoul:

icecreamsandbitch:

justnoodlefishthings:

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safety–not–guaranteed:

tilthat:

TIL that when Susan Kuhnhausen, an ER nurse, was confronted in her house by a crab-hammer wielding hitman, she struggled with him and wound up choking him to death. The hitman had been sent by her ex-husband.

via reddit.com

Wait, a paid Hitman arrived to kill his target, with this thing?

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offbrand 99cent store hitman

that’s just how they kill people in maryland

What’s up friends, I actually had the honor to meet this woman, she gave a guest lecture in my self defense class

I don’t know where OP got the info that it was a crab-hammer because that’s entirely incorrect, she actually spoke about how lucky she was that her assailant used the flat side of a clawed hammer to hit her because if he’d flipped it around he would have easily killed her before she could do anything.

Susan Kunhausen is a certified badass assassination survivor and you should all read her full story thanks for coming to my ted talk

you can also hear her story covered by the podcast my favorite murder on episode 104!

toadprince:

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

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